There you have - Nicholas James Bridenstine and Nicholas Eugene Collura. Two boys who lay next to each other solely because some poor sap decided over 20 years ago to stick their two fathers in the same dorm room. NJ is just one month older than NE, but both enjoy breast feeding, sitting in their own poop and drooling. America - lock up your daughters. And if you look at the close-up pic below, you'll see that both truly are the red-eyed spawn of evil men.
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Lori -- Wife and mother, taking a government-sanctioned maternity break from her personal training gig to birth, rear and guide her son as he begins his life and ends hers, a.k.a. “eating the metaphorical bon bon.”
Nicholas -- Newest addition to the family, born happy, healthy and eager to start blaming his parents for ruining his life. Predicted first word – Why?
Brummie -- Elder female feline, happy with warm belly rubs and cold bowls of milk. Tabby in coat, Tiger in heart.
Maya -- Deadly-but-delicious younger putty tat, with a soft face to melt the hardest heart and a proclivity toward urinating on Mom and Dad while they sleep.
Michael -- Husband and father, busy writing, producing and directing the next great American sitcom, if at least in his head. Loves to multi-task while on the phone, often by dusting while yapping.
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