

Wow! We saw two movies in one weekend! Can you believe it? It's almost like we weren't parents. Actually, Michael saw "Cloverfield" with friend Dave, while Michael and Lori went to see "Charlie Wilson's War" on Friday night. Which, by the way, was Lori's 37th birthday, celebrated by doing dinner and a movie while Amy and Dave watched little Mr. Nick. We hit the 8 p.m. movie and then went to Crave, a cool little restaurant on 42nd Street, all the way west. A bit overpriced, and both of us were exhausted by the end, but it was fun to get out. Lori got some nice clothes from Michael and money for a massage from Nicholas and the cats. Let's hope she can get some of the muscles relaxed before Nicholas drives her too crazy! Gotta go to sleep and get ready for the week. Stay tuned for more soon.

Labels: dinner, Grandpa and Grandma, lori, movies, Nicholas

Labels: Exorcist, New Parent Lesson, Nicholas, puke, spewing
Now, I know what you're thinking. "Michael, what's with the ridiculous orange boxers?", and to that, all I can say is I wasn't thinking. Of being photographed at least. And for the purposes of full disclosure, I must say that these two events listed are not concurrent as the Daddy Incident happened several days ago. But we're not looking to do 60 Minutes here people. We're looking for the greater truth, or the higher narrative, so to say [or at least just something funny!] We find the two incidents to be indicative of the future which very well may lie ahead for both of us. Mommy, all smiles and kisses, raising her beautiful new son in a warm envelope of unconditional love and compassion. Daddy, just trying to get through the day without getting defecated on. Ah, parenthood... If I knew all this beforehand, I would have worn tighter undies for 20 years and kept the boys a bit too hot, if you know what I mean. Too late now.Labels: Dad, Nicholas, video, warm tummy kisses
Is this Michael's idea of art? Has fatherhood driven him mad and he now thinks a bottle is really a fungus? Do you even care? The answer is that this is what a NYC restaurant brings you when you ask for some hot water to heat the baby's bottle! Or at least that's what we got this past Sunday when we went to an old deli on the Upper West Side. Hey, they've been around since 1908, so they must be going Old School. It just struck me as being so very random and funny. Mushrooms?!Labels: Grandpa and Grandma, mushrooms, Nicholas, NYC
Labels: Bridenstines, Dick Clark, New Year, Nicholas, toast
Lori -- Wife and mother, taking a government-sanctioned maternity break from her personal training gig to birth, rear and guide her son as he begins his life and ends hers, a.k.a. “eating the metaphorical bon bon.”
Nicholas -- Newest addition to the family, born happy, healthy and eager to start blaming his parents for ruining his life. Predicted first word – Why?
Brummie -- Elder female feline, happy with warm belly rubs and cold bowls of milk. Tabby in coat, Tiger in heart.
Maya -- Deadly-but-delicious younger putty tat, with a soft face to melt the hardest heart and a proclivity toward urinating on Mom and Dad while they sleep.
Michael -- Husband and father, busy writing, producing and directing the next great American sitcom, if at least in his head. Loves to multi-task while on the phone, often by dusting while yapping.

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