Wednesday, January 30, 2008 --- Rocks, rocks and more rocks!

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Brought out to the lovely Western side of our fair nation by Wife Swap, Michael and his compadres Theo and Luciano had an rare opporunity to enjoy a day of NOT shooting. We came out to Phoenix last night and have to shoot tomorrow, but today, we had an opporunity to drive up North to Sedona. After getting a bit lost, we finally hooked up with a Jeep tour company and took an open ride tour of one of the several amazing National Parks. The ride was as bumpy as a Taxi ride up 10th Avenue circa 1977 and it got as cold as hell, but we had a great time. Amazing rock formations and natural beauty, served up 10 fold. In fact, I think we even saw a bald eagle in the far distance. He appeared to be searching for cell service...

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Thursday, January 24, 2008 --- Eye on I

Just a little reminder to myself - and all other men of the world - to never forget that they are watching. The wives, that is. You can see mine eyeing me and thinking "I'M WATCHING YOU BRIDENSTINE!" Thank God the kid distracts her from time to time...

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Sunday, January 20, 2008 --- Twice in one weekend!

Wow! We saw two movies in one weekend! Can you believe it? It's almost like we weren't parents. Actually, Michael saw "Cloverfield" with friend Dave, while Michael and Lori went to see "Charlie Wilson's War" on Friday night. Which, by the way, was Lori's 37th birthday, celebrated by doing dinner and a movie while Amy and Dave watched little Mr. Nick. We hit the 8 p.m. movie and then went to Crave, a cool little restaurant on 42nd Street, all the way west. A bit overpriced, and both of us were exhausted by the end, but it was fun to get out. Lori got some nice clothes from Michael and money for a massage from Nicholas and the cats. Let's hope she can get some of the muscles relaxed before Nicholas drives her too crazy! Gotta go to sleep and get ready for the week. Stay tuned for more soon.

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Sunday, January 13, 2008 --- "DON'T SHAKE THE BABY!!!!!"

ALERT THE MEDIA! NICHOLAS HAS HICCUPS!
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--- Dad and Mom get a night out - without the little man!



As Grandma and Grandpa Bridenstine were in town to watch Nicholas, Mom and Dad got a rare chance to hit the streets of NYC and have some fun. With our good friends and neighbors Amy and Dave, we rode the "A" train downtown, just like The Duke Ellington Orchestra suggested, and had dinner and a movie. Dinner at Food Bar, a fun and very yummy restaurant in Chelsea, and then seeing Atonement, which Michael gives "Seven Burp Clothes" out of 10 and Lori gives "Two and a 1/2 Binkys" out of 4. Great looking, good performances, but a bit awkward at times in its storytelling and somewhat jaunty. But hey, now that we're parents, we're just glad to get out, especially when we don't have to pay a babysitter! Extra thanks to Grandma and Grandpa for watching little Nick. Now, back to the laundromat, unfinished work around the apartment and the crushing debt of misfortune that is our lives. Good times!

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Wednesday, January 9, 2008 --- Bad Comedy - Piping Hot!

First of all, let it be stated that as cute as our son Nicholas is, it ain't all about him. He's coming into our world, and sometimes he's just gonnna have to step aside so that Mom and Dad can have a life. Well, at least Dad...

In that vein, consider this the first entry in the Bridenstine Family Blog that talks about what Michael is up to. Since no one really ever seems to understand what I do to pay the rent, I'm making it a mission of mine in '08 to give little crumbs of information to a hungry public. Here's crumb #1.

Since the beginning of November, I've been working for a company called DBG, Digital Broadcasting Group. Really good guys, and a great project. DBG hired me to write, produce and direct original comedy webisodes for Will Ferrell's new comedy "Semi-Pro". The film is coming out on February 29th and Will plays a player/owner of the fictious ABA basketball team, the Flint, MI Tropics. [Not sure if anyone notices that the film comes out on the 29th of Feb, which only happens during a leap year, and the film is about basketball, where people leap. See, this is why my stuff never sells...] Anyway, the guys at DBG came up with a really funny idea, which is to treat Will's character, Jackie Moon, as if he really existed by doing 5 short mockumentary pieces that talk about the ABA, the 70s, the music, etc. We've interviewed real former players, coaches, journalists, PR guys, etc. and they're all working off my super stupid scripts. And I say that with pride! I'm off to Indianapolis in one week to interview the player from the ABA who had the biggest fro - Darnell Hillman. The look was big back then. I've already interviewed Cedric Maxwell, Jo Jo White and Mark Cuban, amongst others.

And although I can't show you the final webisodes, mostly cause they ain't done yet, I can show you two seconds of Michael stupidity. Not only does this clip show you the level of comedy I'm working in, but I'm in it as well! This is my quick cameo as an ABA ref who gets hit when a player throws up a brick - literally. See the bad acting in real time and just pray that they keep me behind the camera from now on. Listen closely to hear my cameraman Chris comment on the quality of the comedy. If he had an extra appendage, he'd give my performance "Three Thumbs Down!"
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Saturday, January 5, 2008 --- NEW PARENT LESSON #1

NEW PARENT LESSON #1

It is possible for something this cute to turn into a vomiting nightmare?

Yes, Virginia, it's true. New Daddy Michael learned this NEW PARENT LESSON [the first in what I'm sure will be a never-ending series] at about 6:30 a.m. this morning, while holding young Nicholas. All was calm, and well, and right with the world. Daddy had just given a bottle to young Master Bridenstine, gotten a nice burp, and was rocking him gently in his room, glider moving father and son slowly back and forth, when suddenly a God-awful mix of half-digested formula and infant stomach bile shot across the bow of the glider, clearing Dad and his night-time boxers and landing all over the blue IKEA carpet. The word projectile, or better yet the verbal conjugation of the word, to project, is really the best way to describe it. After the initial horror of the moment dissipated, I looked at Nicholas and thought of those Dyson hand-held vacuums, "How do they get so much power in such a small thing?!" Nicholas clearly has some umph in that gut, and I'm sure his future fraternity brothers will find some humor in his Exorcist-like spewing, but this young Daddy doesn't need to see anymore of that behavior anytime soon. I like simple - in the hole on top, out the hole on bottom.

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Wednesday, January 2, 2008 --- "You're in Daddy", or more appropriately, "Urine Daddy!"

The Bridenstine Blog would like to make a simple point. Notice how while Mommy gets cute looks while giving tummy kisses [see video below...]

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...Daddy gets both puked and pissed on [see picture below...]

Now, I know what you're thinking. "Michael, what's with the ridiculous orange boxers?", and to that, all I can say is I wasn't thinking. Of being photographed at least. And for the purposes of full disclosure, I must say that these two events listed are not concurrent as the Daddy Incident happened several days ago. But we're not looking to do 60 Minutes here people. We're looking for the greater truth, or the higher narrative, so to say [or at least just something funny!] We find the two incidents to be indicative of the future which very well may lie ahead for both of us. Mommy, all smiles and kisses, raising her beautiful new son in a warm envelope of unconditional love and compassion. Daddy, just trying to get through the day without getting defecated on. Ah, parenthood... If I knew all this beforehand, I would have worn tighter undies for 20 years and kept the boys a bit too hot, if you know what I mean. Too late now.

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Tuesday, January 1, 2008 --- FLASHBACK: Art? Hidden Message? Bad Joke?

Is this Michael's idea of art? Has fatherhood driven him mad and he now thinks a bottle is really a fungus? Do you even care? The answer is that this is what a NYC restaurant brings you when you ask for some hot water to heat the baby's bottle! Or at least that's what we got this past Sunday when we went to an old deli on the Upper West Side. Hey, they've been around since 1908, so they must be going Old School. It just struck me as being so very random and funny. Mushrooms?!

Superhero-in-training Nicholas Bridenstine was accompanied by his mother, Grandpa and Grandma Matthews and tag-along Daddy this past Monday as we all treked around NYC. Here's a pic of them shooting a pic of us on the subway!

This is their first trip together to NYC and it's safe to say they're converts! [Not that they're gonna buy a summer home here or anything, but at least they don't think it's the NYC of Taxi Driver.] It was a busy three days, with trips to Equinox at Columbus Circle (Lori's work), John's Pizziaria, Times Square, Macy's, Empire State Building, etc. And Mr. Nicholas was pretty darn good the whole time. See him being very composed within the crazy confines of Macy's Cellar Cafe.
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And below is a nice shot of lovely Lori, who by the way, has lost all but 5 lbs of her pregnancy weight! Wow-za! No more cankles, people, this woman is ready to go and rumor has it can get into her pre-preggo pants, if she doesn't button them. One more week of my cooking and she'll be a regular Karen Carpenter. I, on the other hand, don't think I'll see my tummy exit so easily. I'm thinking of a cross between an intense diet of broccoli rabe and a high colonic. Whatever it takes. Really. I'm serious. That or I'm gonna just get pregnant. Whichever is easier...



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--- HAPPY NEW YEAR!

A simple "Happy New Year!" from the entire Bridenstine clan in New York City! It was a simple, humble beginning, but we still expect to have tons of fun and exciting moments in 08! Best to all!
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The Bridenstines consist of five sentient beings of various intellect, value and potential, specifically:

Lori -- Wife and mother, taking a government-sanctioned maternity break from her personal training gig to birth, rear and guide her son as he begins his life and ends hers, a.k.a. “eating the metaphorical bon bon.”
Nicholas -- Newest addition to the family, born happy, healthy and eager to start blaming his parents for ruining his life. Predicted first word – Why?
Brummie -- Elder female feline, happy with warm belly rubs and cold bowls of milk. Tabby in coat, Tiger in heart.
Maya -- Deadly-but-delicious younger putty tat, with a soft face to melt the hardest heart and a proclivity toward urinating on Mom and Dad while they sleep.
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